Sunday, January 9, 2011

Joke: Black Baby "Mother" -- 1/2 a word

One time, a black baby was sitting with her very young son. Suddenly, the son looked over at the mother and opened his mouth.

"Mmmm . . . mmmm . . . moooo . . .," he started to say.

The mother became very excited and exclaimed, "Go on baby."

"Mmmm . . . mmmmoooooo . . . moooottttthhh . . . ,"

"Oh, keep going, you beautiful chocolate baby."

"Mmmmmm . . . mmmmooo . . . moootttthhhh . . . mmmmmoooooottthhhheeeeerrrrr. . . .

MOTHER!"

"Shanene," the mother yelled to her daughter, "go call your father. They baby just said half of a word!"

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