Joke: Black Baby "Mother" -- 1/2 a word

One time, a black baby was sitting with her very young son. Suddenly, the son looked over at the mother and opened his mouth.

"Mmmm . . . mmmm . . . moooo . . .," he started to say.

The mother became very excited and exclaimed, "Go on baby."

"Mmmm . . . mmmmoooooo . . . moooottttthhh . . . ,"

"Oh, keep going, you beautiful chocolate baby."

"Mmmmmm . . . mmmmooo . . . moootttthhhh . . . mmmmmoooooottthhhheeeeerrrrr. . . .

MOTHER!"

"Shanene," the mother yelled to her daughter, "go call your father. They baby just said half of a word!"

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Philly TV Anchor -- "Shaving off her muff"

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I found this funny little clip from a Philly TV station that proves, once again, there are no dirty words, only people with dirty minds. Watch how a reporter doesn't know the meaning (supposedly) of "shaving off your muff". Is it real? Is it fake? You decide!

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