"POLITICAL activists reacted with fury today when Sky News broadcast CCTV footage of an innocent political party being unceremoniously dumped in a wheelie bin.
“Well, no-one was looking and no-one seemed to care anyway,” said the unnamed brute (David Cameron, 44) who carried out the crime. He was seen initially to offer friendship and affection to the party, before quickly opening up the bin and throwing it in when it was least expecting it.
The party remained in the wheelie bin awaiting rescue. But no-one bothered.
Nick Clegg is 30. At the very most".
Hat-tip thingy to
Tom Harris MP(Just in case you
don't know...)
