Arizona Redneck Videos: Economy,anti-Redneck Discrimination, Illegal Immigration, Obama

If you haven't checked out these videos before, a character actor by the name of Moppix does some hilarious impersonations of racist "rednecks" from Arizona on his Youtube channel. Below, I have included his videos of the "redneck philosophy" about the economy, discrimination (against rednecks), illegal immigrants, and Obama. In any case, check out all of the videos below.


1. First, here is his take on the economy:





2. His video on discrimination against rednecks:






Here is his video about illegal imigration:




His video about Obama:





If you have ever found yourself saying any of the things on this video WITHOUT joking, please do the world a favor and don't pass on your seed to the next generation. Thanks.

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Fat Girls Show off Baby Bump

Just like Natalie Portman, Melissa Rycroft, Kate Hudson, Jane Krakowsk, Pink, Laura Saltman, Jennifer Connelly, Rachel Zoe, Christina Applegate, Amy Poehler, and a whole bunch of other people you've never heard of who are Hollywood Stars, these fat chicks have decided to show off their baby bump to the world. Scroll down for pics.


As an aspiring nursing student at Stevens Hennigar and a part time Walmart stocker, this fat chick decided to strut her stuff on the red carpet and show off her emerging baby bump. "People as me all the time how I maintain my figure while pregnant," she reported. "I still get I.D.ed at bars."

Possibly the most anticipated pregnancy of the year comes from this fat girl, reportedly fathered by Tom Green. "I am so excited to be having a baby with Tom," the fat girl gushed. "The media exposure has been great for my career. I have already read three new scripts this month."

Another muffin topped girl having a baby was interviewed by Access Hollywood of Black Swan. "I just enjoy eating, okay? And, by the way, I AM NOT PREGNANT, YOU BASTARDS!"

And, a couple more gratuitous pics of fat girls.

Life is grand.

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Crying Sorority Girl: Set off Fire Alarm: Funny

Watch this hilarious and funny video from Youtube of a cute sorority chick that accidentally sets off a fire alarm at a Sorority house and cries her eyes out over it. Seriously what are friends for if not to catch you in your lowest moments and post the video on Youtube?




So, what do you think of this video: funny or mean? How would you react if you accidentally set off the fire alarm in your sorority house?

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Douche Off

I found this video on Youtube, and I thought that I would share it. It's basically a contest between two guys to see which one of them can be the biggest douche bag. The contest is funny (and describes a lot of guys that I know) and the result is surprising. Enjoy :)

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Girl falls into fountain while texting at the Berkshire Mall

One of the all time great viral videos to hit the web, this video shows a lady falling into a fountain at the Berkshire Mall because she is too busy texting someone to notice where she is walking. As far as funny videos of people falling go, this one is a classic.

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Funny Tweets: Justin Bieber, Octamom, and more

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Looking for some funny tweets from Twitter about Justin Bieber? You've come to the right place!

1. Justin Bieber and and Jasmine Villegas picture: guess which one is the "girl" in the relationship.

2. Twitter: because you just don't care anymore.

3. Octamom: Proving once again that people shouldn't own more kids than they do cars.

4. Justin Bieber and his "Mexi-fever": Selena Gomez and Jasmine Villegas threesome?

5. Why did octamom cross the road? A: to get to the welfare check on the other side.

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Messed-Up Bible Stories 4: Noah's Ark

Have you ever thought that the story of Noah Ark, at least how it's portrayed by a lot of Christians (global flood, 1 year long) sounds silly? Well, watch this funny cartoon from Youtube about God, Noah, the ark, and the flood.

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Hot TV reporter-- funny Freudian slip

Hmm, I wonder what she was thinking about . . . Freudian slip! Jack what now?

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Not thinking about sex, are you?

 

Philly TV Anchor -- "Shaving off her muff"

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I found this funny little clip from a Philly TV station that proves, once again, there are no dirty words, only people with dirty minds. Watch how a reporter doesn't know the meaning (supposedly) of "shaving off your muff". Is it real? Is it fake? You decide!

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Mascot "eats" a beautiful cheerleader!

Do you want to see a hot, sexy, beautiful cheerleader get "eaten" by an opportunistic mascot? Then, you should check out this video -- I guarantee it's worth your time!





Ha ha -- now we know who has a dirty mind.

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Utah vs BYU: A Parent's Dilemma (60 sec.)

This has to be one of the best funny videos or parodies about the BYU vs. Utah rivalry that I've ever seen. It's so good, in fact, that I am going to share it with you, my loyal readers, on my blog. The sad thing about the video though is that the reaction from the BYU fan parents is only slightly exaggerated. Awesome parody though!

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Smallest Penis in the World (joke)

I thought that I would treat my readers to a joke that I heard over the weekend that I thought was pretty funny. Here goes:

A reporter approaches the office of the Guinness Book of World Records and finds three men sitting there. She strikes up a conversation with each of the men to find out why they are there. Here are the replys:

Man 1: "I am here because I have the smallest are in the world."

Man 2: "I am here because I have the smallest head in the world."

Man 3: "I am here because I have the smallest penis in the world."


After agreeing with each of the men that they did indeed appear to be worthy of the Guinness record for these body parts, the reporter waited as each of the men went into the record office and came out one by one. Here is what each man said:

Man 1 (excitedly): "I do indeed have the smallest arm in the world. I'm in the book!"

Man 2 (happy): "I have the smallest head in the world! I'm in!"

Man 3 (confused and angry): "Who the hell is Justin Bieber?"

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More Funny Tweets from Twitter about Ashton Kutcher

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I thought that I would share a few more funny tweets from twitter about our favorite twit -- Ashton Kutcher. Do we like having fun at the expense of this particular twit actor? Do we like to make fun of people who are better looking than us and have more money than us in general? Do fat girls like karaoke? On all accounts, the answer is YES!


Ashton woke up yesterday scared because he thought his grandma had crawled into his bed. Then, he realized it was just Demi w/out makeup.

Ashton is smart to tweet about his idiosyncrasies. It's his followers who are wasting time.

Ashton Kutcher and John Wayne -- stubbornly refused to change characters in every movie they made.

Ashton Kutcher -- gonna make celebs skinny again, one Punk'd video at a time.

Ashton Kutcher -- because your mom thinks he's cute and your sister is having his baby.

If you have any other tweets to add to these, leave them in the comment box (with your name so that you get proper credit).

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Banned Commercials - Levis - Hot Girl

Another commercial I found that features a hot girl changing into a pair of Levis in a bathroom in front of blind guy. It's a must see -- very funny.

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Banned Commercial - Condoms

This has several million views on Youtube, so I guess that a lot of you have probably seen it. However, it's still a funny commercial. Just remember: use condoms, or this could happen to you.

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South Park Explains Inception

I found this little parody and funny video from South Park. If you've seen Inception, I think that you'll find this video pretty funny. If not, see Inception and then watch this video. By the way, Inception is still an awesome movie.

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More Funny Tweets from Twitter -- Kim Kardashian

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I just thought that I would share some funny tweets from Twitter about Kim Kardashian. Warning: if you like Kim, don't read these. They're hilarious and mean spirited.

1. Kim Kardashian makes a sex video, becomes a millionaire. A poor girl makes a sex video, get $200 and an STD. Life is fair?

2. Kim Kardashian + Justin Bieber = Cougar on the prowl.

3. Some people call call Kim Kardashian "full figured". Others simply call Weight Watchers.

4. Now playing -- Kim Kardashian in "The Shallow Girl Strikes Back".

5.  Kim Kardashian has a nose for trouble. It also doubles as an umbrella.

So, what do you think: funny or over-the-top mean?

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Kid gets hit in the head w/shovel

I think that the title pretty much says it all with this one. By the way, couldn't this kill someone?

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3 Videos of People Getting Pwned by Exercise Balls

I found some funny videos of people getting owned by exercise balls on Youtube that I thought I would share on my blog. The best one is the first one that I'm sharing where the kid gets hit in the head and falls back down a set of stairs. The next two are about younger kids getting pwned by an exercise ball, but they're still quite funny too. Enjoy.


1. Falling down a set of stairs after getting hit in the head by an exercise ball:





2. Kid bounces ball of wall into head (kindy of fake looking, but not too bad):




3.Little kid runs into ball held by adult and pwned:

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Guy shoots himself in the eye with a paintball gun

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