Jessica Alba and Hayden Panettiere Model the Muzzler

Getting out the vote just got disgustingly creepy. And deliciously kinky.

Now do we have your undivided attention?

Good because according to this new ad campaign, "Only U Can Silence Yourself."

Jessica Alba and Hayden Panettiere are part of the new Declare Yourself and Get Out The Vote ad campaign, a grassroots effort to attract younger adults and people who surf random porn.

The images are more startling than inviting, less political statement than prop, but compelling in the same way a baby screaming in the middle of a movie theatre makes people look for the nearest exit.

Oh, and by the way there's a contest. Just in case you were inclined to spend time making fabuloso video entries instead of meeting voter registration deadlines and heading to the polls on November 4th.

Hayden Panettiere Sets the Record Straight

Poster child for "The Truth About Celebrity Politics."

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Celebrities Make A Fashion Statement for Barack Obama

As primary season rolls to an end, Barack Obama remains poised to claim victory on the campaign trail. Obama's uplifting message and charisma have inspired hoards of Americans to register for the vote, as well as cross party lines.

Meanwhile, the racist horse's patoot selling Curious George Obama t-shirts is about to be sued. You bet people are coming out of the woodwork to protest. Silly bigot. Doesn't he realize the Obama Camp and its supporters already control the t-shirt market?

Industry insiders say a run on political merchandise is a reliable indicator of electability. In that case, the Democrats can breathe a sigh of relief. The sparkly famous crowd is up to their ears in designer Obama.

Perez Hilton [Source]

Kim Kardashian [Source]

Ryan Phillippe [Source]

Jessica Biel [Source]

Halle Berry [Source]

The Original Obama Girl [Source]

Illinois State Senate President Emil Jones [Source]

Pete Wentz [Source]

Hayden Panettiere [Source]

Joel Madden [Source]

Spike Lee [Source]

Comments of Hayden Panettiere Could Sway Super Tuesday

Those eyes. Those lips. That hair. All that and a political conscience too? Be still my heart.

Far be it from me to knock anyone with a cause, but the red carpet report from the Heroes star's The Spiderwick Chronicles premiere reminded me of that twenty something who wangled a press spot at the YouTube CNN Republican debates and stuck her microphone in the face of Governor Mike Huckabee, only to ask some ridiculously absurd question about the movie I Heart Huckabees. Do these people have mush for brains or do they regard the election of an American president as just another opportunity to land a guest spot on Regis and Kelly?

When she's not imitating street puppets, Hayden's alluring hazel-green eyes cast quite a spell, but Jane Fonda she's not. This interview answer makes top Democratic contender Barack Obama look like a five friend on cheerleader T-Mobile:

"I have spoken to Barack about the whales and the situation going on there, and I asked him his views on it, and he grew up in Hawaii. He’s got a very wonderful outlook on it."

Hayden also hopes to powwow with the McCain and Clinton campaigns about their carefully assessed strategies to save the endangered beasts.

Aside from the need for our next President to immediately address more pressing issues such as open borders, energy development, foreign policy, and domestic economy, I can't imagine anyone on this side of the pond severing ties with a foreign government over whaling, unpalatable as it may appear.

Tender-hearted advocates take note. None of the major presidential candidates endorse brutal treatment of dolphins or whales and each plans to address the issue in due time, right after we catch or definitively establish the whereabouts of that pesky rascal bin Laden.