10 Commandments

1. Thou shalt not listen to REASON
2. Thou shalt not have a sense of HUMOR
3. Thou shalt be insulted by any recourse to LOGIC
4. Thou shalt honor a metaphysical construct over your relationship to your ENVIRONMENT
5. Thou shalt value all forms of thought and argument as equally VALID
6. Thou shalt attribute to your God all as yet unexplained PHENOMENA
7. Thou shalt impose your moral code on your NEIGHBOURS
8. Thou shalt regard the non-religious as EVIL
9. Thou shalt put the commands of your God before the RULE OF LAW
10. Thous shalt employ your secular governments to wage war in the name of GOD