![Look Ma, no hands](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xnsSf9E1mcc/RybUFmF5YwI/AAAAAAAAAPY/R3eIQJcqzM4/s320/Coke+Machine+Contest.jpg)
Ginny Weasley must have taken a wrong turn during her last quidditch match. I heard rumors to the effect that Dumbeldore's coming out party and the end of the popular series turned Mrs. Potter into a functioning alcoholic. Must have tried too hard to catch that dern snitch.
![Ssssshhhh - don't tell Harry! He's got his hands full with Hagrid making unwanted advances](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xnsSf9E1mcc/RybXgGF5YxI/AAAAAAAAAPg/cnZ7FbQZN4M/s320/Halloween+Accident.jpg)
In a never ending quest to rid the world of malevolence, The New Fantastic Four do battle against the evil alien clone (emphasis on "new"). A fantasy film without thrills and chills. Doesn't actually fit the Halloween theme, but fancy footwork makes this clip too catchy to overlook.
Here's a real treat. It's me in my Halloween costume. I thought I'd hit the bars as Ruth Buzzy this year. Is she even alive? How I miss the old bag.
I'll end with a memorable viral vid, right on the money for those who revel in gore. Unfortunately, censors slapped it with an "R" before I had a chance to weigh in...[more]
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, CHARLIE BROWN!